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The Murderer In The Mirror

  Once upon a time. There was a young and naive detective. Named James Stroganoff. James always had the desire to be a most famous respected and well known detective. He studied hard and would do all that he could to solve a crime. Always within the bounds of the law of course. Starting Wednesday at 3:00 PM. James recieved a call about a murder. James got right to work. Yet was shocked when he found out the location was in his own neighborhood. The victim was stabbed no witnesses. The next day there was another murder. Again in his neighborhood. He stayed up late doing everything he could to find the murderer. Yet to no avail. He woke up the next morning with blood on his hands and feeling a bit hurt. He was shocked for the blood was not his. And on that day another person was murdered. James tested the blood on his hands it was the blood of the victim. But how he exclaimed. The murders continued each time James would wake up with blood and even body parts of the victim. He washe...

The Fat Man

Once upon a time on a most fine spring day. A young man by the name of Michael Desmond. Went forth on his morning run. Michael ran daily. He did pushups daily. Sits ups. Pull ups and all sorts of exercise for a health body. But he didnt stop there. Michael also ate healthy. He never had fast food. He only ever ate and drank good and healthy things. Each day he would play his music. And after a good work out he would watch tv or social media, he would  play video games. Or scroll youtube or facebook or Twitter. Thus Michaels days were fool of exorcise and social media. One day when Michael went forth on his morning run. He be held many people that were over wait and unhealthy. He saw how all they ate was junk food. He saw how they never excised. He saw how they could barely walk and how soon many began to die. He look in discuss. How horrible it is that those clowns do not honor the body that God gave them. Oh how they will go to hell for being such fools. That night while Michael p...

The Man Who Ate Rot

  Once upon time near the ocean most fair. There lived a free boy in a cottage four square. The boy went out and beheld a Male yea a noble Male. The noble he saw was eating a sandwich but the boy looked closer and saw it only appeared a sandwich in truth it was rot. "It is rot!" The boy exclaimed. "Oh thou noble how canst thou with thy high status eat such a disgusting thing?" The Noble looked up most angry was his face he replied. "Oh to hell with thy saying thou cursed child thou devil thou demon! Know you not that I eat the flesh and drink the blood of my God whom in times past came to save our wonderful human race. For before him we were starved with only Torah to eat and now we have his flesh and blood to eat and both drink. How canst thou call it rot?" The boy afraid he backed away. He took a moment in dismay. "Lad he said. see you not your sandwich your bread and your wine is but excrement in disguise, do you not see that thy God saved you not ...

A True Man

February 13 2024 8:16 PM Tuesday Night. Once upon a time two priest and one bishop sat down to eat. Among themselves they discussed the bible and its many teachings. They ate meat and drank wine and after a few hours began to bicker about who's opinion is right. Each gave his own reasons and logic as to why he was right. Near even tide a young man came in to partake of the feast. The young man sat and began to eat meat. The priests and bishops Inquired of the young man concerning the teachings of the bible each giving his own interpretation. The young man sat and listened yet answered not a word. The others became angry and ask why oh boy dost thou not conversate upon the subjects of God. Finally the boy spoke. Behold this meat it is good and this wine also. Nevertheless the wine and meat which you eat and drink is not but milk and Mothers breast. Wherefore I say nothing concerning your childish chatter. For I conversate concerning the things of man and not the things of  children ...