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Moon Gaul Invasion

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Salutations daughter. Let us at this time read concerning a bit of word play. To try and figure out the true meaning of things by use of the language of the birds. So shall we begin? From page 256 of Diaries of Speculations      A picture of Lunar rabbit named Usagi The Mongol invasion. Perhaps the invasion of the Moon Gauls. Some have said that they can see the continents reflected on the moon. With if the moon is some sort of mirror realm? Gaul or Gallia was ancient France. Thus Moon Gauls is the moon France. The Mormon Wars. Perhaps the More Moon wars? Or the Death Moon wars? I often wonder if Joseph Smith was even a real person. Now I'm starting to wonder if any of it was real as they say. How old is our history really? Is it possible that it was all made up or changed within the last century? Another thought perhaps it's the Moor Moon wars. The Moors and moon people were fighting. Back in the early days of the church there were those who recei...
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God Is Dead

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Once upon a time, God went unto a bar in the city at night, and jokingly proclaimed to all that were there, whether they would hear it or not, quote, "God is dead. God remains dead and we have killed him. Are we not the greatest of all murderers? For we have killed God." The bar was full of talk, some saying, Oh, how horrible we are, we must repent. Others said, there was no God to begin with, wherefore it mattereth not. And others said, God lives within me. He is alive, I know him better than anyone. And others said, I am glad that God is dead. He was an old fool who never came to any of us. All this while God stood amongst them chuckling.
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Everyone Has A Dog

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Once upon a time, a man went forth into his neighborhood  and beheld that every man had a dog. Some  took care of their dogs, walking and feeding  them, comforting them and loving  them,  while some let their dogs starve and beat  them and.    despise them.  The man could not believe those who could  treat their dogs   so horribly. He himself not  having a dog, nor caring for pets.  Nevertheless, he wondered how anyone could do such a thing to an animal. He exclaimed, "O that I had a dog myself! I would fe...
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A Mormon Fast And Testimony Meeting

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Once upon a time a young woman by the name of Mary went forth unto a fast and testimony meeting. This woman never once bore her testimony. She only ever sat and listened. Many went forth unto the Ramuemptom saying such things as, I  know that God   lives, and that Jesus is Christ, and that President Nelson is  prophet. Behold, verily I know that our church is the only true church, yea I know it with all my heart, Amen. And all the  people    would say Amen. Yet as the woman walked home, she  beheld the priests from the church...
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Equality Is Satan's Greatest Trick

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Once upon a time Satan came down to earth. He beheld a society with a monarch with nobles with a peasant class he went forth to the peasants and said a magic word. "Equality." The peasants then began to rise up against the nobles overthrowing them and making all equal. Satan then went unto a country of slaves. He said to the slaves the magic word. "Equality." The slaves rose up and beat their masters. Making everyone equal. Satan then went to a kind wife and said to her. "Equality." The wife rose up against her husband saying. "I shall nolonger do chores nor serve thee. Nor respect thee. I shall do the work you do and be equal with you." He then went unto the blacks and said "Equality." The blacks then began to beat up the whites. And said. "we are all equal." He went unto the women and said "Equality." And all the women rose up against the men saying, "we shall do as you do." He then went unto the kin...
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To Choose A Husband

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There was once a woman who went forth unto the countryside to seek a spouse. This woman had a rather peculiar method in finding a husband. She would judge them based on their car, its model, and how good and beautiful it looked. She cared not for what the person who drove it was like, only concerning their vehicle. Wherefore she beheld a man who drove a car that was rather broken down, the paint worn off, the engine a bit broken, its tires flattened. She expressed, how could any good person ever drive such a car? I would never date a man like that, for he is ugly. She then beheld a car which was most beautiful and expensive. She thought to herself, there is the one I shall marry. Thus she arranged a marriage. Nevertheless, once she was married, she beheld the man within the fancy car was no man at all but a most ugly monster and that the man within the broken down car was a most beautiful king.
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The Torah And Her Dance Of Seven Veils

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  The Torah is likened unto a women with seven veils. Who slowly and slowly bit by bit pulls forth her veils. One by one she drops. She dances she hops. Captivated in her that watch. Seeing more and more as she dance. Her feet not stopping to even glance. Before you know it all is seen. Her skin maid bear. Her garments most clean. When the last of the veils she dropped. A new face emerged one you know not. Behold in glory you shout. Yet the Torah she looks to thee in pouts. Naked and bear I now stand. Wherefore oh man if thou can. Take my hand and know me as you please. For I have much to give for all those who ceast to look not upon the veils but on me yea for veils are not me. For indeed I am hungry as are thee. 
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