Equality Is Satan's Greatest Trick
Once upon a time Satan came down to earth. He beheld a society with a monarch with nobles with a peasant class he went forth to the peasants and said a magic word. "Equality." The peasants then began to rise up against the nobles overthrowing them and making all equal.
Satan then went unto a country of slaves. He said to the slaves the magic word. "Equality." The slaves rose up and beat their masters. Making everyone equal.
Satan then went to a kind wife and said to her. "Equality." The wife rose up against her husband saying. "I shall nolonger do chores nor serve thee. Nor respect thee. I shall do the work you do and be equal with you."
He then went unto the blacks and said "Equality." The blacks then began to beat up the whites. And said. "we are all equal."
He went unto the women and said "Equality." And all the women rose up against the men saying, "we shall do as you do."
He then went unto the kind children saying the magic word. They began to chant the word bad mouth and say unto there parents thus. "we are equal with our parents, and adults. Thus we can do everything they can."
He then went to the animals then to the robots then to the trees. Until there was nothing but plain dust of the earth. Now all men were truly equal. "The only problem." said Satan, "now that everyone's equal there is no one at all." And the devil laughed.
Satan then went unto a country of slaves. He said to the slaves the magic word. "Equality." The slaves rose up and beat their masters. Making everyone equal.
Satan then went to a kind wife and said to her. "Equality." The wife rose up against her husband saying. "I shall nolonger do chores nor serve thee. Nor respect thee. I shall do the work you do and be equal with you."
He then went unto the blacks and said "Equality." The blacks then began to beat up the whites. And said. "we are all equal."
He went unto the women and said "Equality." And all the women rose up against the men saying, "we shall do as you do."
He then went unto the kind children saying the magic word. They began to chant the word bad mouth and say unto there parents thus. "we are equal with our parents, and adults. Thus we can do everything they can."
He then went to the animals then to the robots then to the trees. Until there was nothing but plain dust of the earth. Now all men were truly equal. "The only problem." said Satan, "now that everyone's equal there is no one at all." And the devil laughed.
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